Oh, how hilarius. This is what I love the most about this site, the fat jokes. ha-ha-ha. I wonder which one's the funniest, this one or Craigs dog turd joke?
Q: How do you break a Norweigan's finger?
...Then, there was the Norweigan road-worker who was hired to paint the line that goes down the center of the road. The first day he managed to paint 2 whole kilometers, and his boss was very pleased with his progress. The next day, he only painted 200 meters, but his boss just thought that he'd probably started-off too hard on the first day. On the third day of work, he was only able to paint 20 meters of the line. The boss was furious and called him into his office and demanded an explanation, to which the Norweigan explained:
Hey - leave Dr Atkins out of this - I went from 6'4" and 250 to 6'4" and 200 even in about 3 months thanks to that guy (then he died a week later, god rest his soul).
Two Norweigans (Lars and Vidkund) were walking next to the harbor in Olso.
Craig: Good stuff. ;)
He wasn't saying it could, you twit... he was offering his height as an indicator of how heavy he was. Someone at 6'4" and 250 would be quite a bit less overweight than someone 5'4" and the same weight.
I don't think even Dr. Atkins can save Moore though.
Jim, that picture doctoring is tasteless, mean-spirited and misleading...
Good jokes. Now go clean up your room.
Now, Barry is frantically looking for that fat woman with the sweet cakes.
This is kind of old news, but I think it's funny.
JimK: I'm NOT devoted to Mike, I hate him, okay? Anyway, I'd agree with that "taking a cheap shot at someone for a laugh is how Moore got famous". And the guy defenately got a sense of humour. The one thing I'll never discount is his sense of humor. I'm just saying what I think; these jokes are terribly boring. I guess I've lost my sense of humour if thats my opinion then? Oh well.
Just because youre taking a cheap shot at someone for a laugh doesn't mean you're funny. Don't worry about that, though. Maybe if you'll practise in front of the mirror, a couple of hours everyday, you'll learn how to do the Mikey jokes, who knows?
agreed. though, i'm not entirely sure i
Iraq? It's in that place with all the deserts, right? The Middle East or something?
Just ask the employees at London's Roundhouse Theater about how Moore treats people who he considers to be merely the hired-help.
I AM the lady of the sweet cakes-now GO TIDY YOUR ROOM.
Hey guys, its ok to have jokes around; after all this entire site is a joke. Made by people with their pride hurt to talk about Michael's weight and feel better cause of it. That wont change the facts anyway.